URGH I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, SO I’LL JUST NOD AND HOPE NOBODY ASKS ME A QUESTION?!

I thought there would be a word for this but I put it into urban dictionary, and couldn't find anything. I hope to invent one during this blog. If you've ever watched Bridget Jones you'll remember that toe curling moment when she joins the group of posh wankers chatting about current affairs and 'important things', [...]

30 KNOYLE ST.

I've recently moved into a house with three incredible girls, (girls is a disservice but I'm not sure we're women? No fuck it, we're definitely women). Three incredible women! On paper, we probably don't match up. Randomly selected from a spread sheet and thrown together. It was all decided over a glass of red wine [...]